//Style Sheet Switcher version 1.1 Oct 10th, 2006 //Author: Dynamic Drive: http://www.dynamicdrive.com //Usage terms: http://www.dynamicdrive.com/notice.htm var manual_or_random="manual" //"manual" or "random" var randomsetting="3 days" //"eachtime", "sessiononly", or "x days (replace x with desired integer)". Only applicable if mode is random. //////No need to edit beyond here////////////// function getCookie(Name) { var re=new RegExp(Name+"=[^;]+", "i"); //construct RE to search for target name/value pair if (document.cookie.match(re)) //if cookie found return document.cookie.match(re)[0].split("=")[1] //return its value return null } function setCookie(name, value, days) { var expireDate = new Date() //set "expstring" to either future or past date, to set or delete cookie, respectively var expstring=(typeof days!="undefined")? expireDate.setDate(expireDate.getDate()+parseInt(days)) : expireDate.setDate(expireDate.getDate()-5) document.cookie = name+"="+value+"; expires="+expireDate.toGMTString()+"; path=/"; } function deleteCookie(name){ setCookie(name, "moot") } function setStylesheet(title, randomize){ //Main stylesheet switcher function. Second parameter if defined causes a random alternate stylesheet (including none) to be enabled var i, cacheobj, altsheets=[""] for(i=0; (cacheobj=document.getElementsByTagName("link")[i]); i++) { if(cacheobj.getAttribute("rel").toLowerCase()=="alternate stylesheet" && cacheobj.getAttribute("title")) { //if this is an alternate stylesheet with title cacheobj.disabled = true altsheets.push(cacheobj) //store reference to alt stylesheets inside array if(cacheobj.getAttribute("title") == title) //enable alternate stylesheet with title that matches parameter cacheobj.disabled = false //enable chosen style sheet } } if (typeof randomize!="undefined"){ //if second paramter is defined, randomly enable an alt style sheet (includes non) var randomnumber=Math.floor(Math.random()*altsheets.length) altsheets[randomnumber].disabled=false } return (typeof randomize!="undefined" && altsheets[randomnumber]!="")? altsheets[randomnumber].getAttribute("title") : "" //if in "random" mode, return "title" of randomly enabled alt stylesheet } function chooseStyle(styletitle, days){ //Interface function to switch style sheets plus save "title" attr of selected stylesheet to cookie if (document.getElementById){ setStylesheet(styletitle) setCookie("mysheet", styletitle, days) } } function indicateSelected(element){ //Optional function that shows which style sheet is currently selected within group of radio buttons or select menu if (selectedtitle!=null && (element.type==undefined || element.type=="select-one")){ //if element is a radio button or select menu var element=(element.type=="select-one") ? element.options : element for (var i=0; i function backToTop() { var x1 = x2 = x3 = 0; var y1 = y2 = y3 = 0; if (document.documentElement) { x1 = document.documentElement.scrollLeft || 0; y1 = document.documentElement.scrollTop || 0; } if (document.body) { x2 = document.body.scrollLeft || 0; y2 = document.body.scrollTop || 0; } x3 = window.scrollX || 0; y3 = window.scrollY || 0; var x = Math.max(x1, Math.max(x2, x3)); var y = Math.max(y1, Math.max(y2, y3)); window.scrollTo(Math.floor(x / 2), Math.floor(y / 2)); if (x > 0 || y > 0) { window.setTimeout("backToTop()", 25); } } // The Array Function function makeArray(len) { for (var i = 0; i < len; i++) this[i] = null; this.length = len; } // This is where the array of text/images/sounds is created. ideas = new makeArray(205); ideas[0] = "Samus the lead character in Metroid, is a girl."; ideas[1] = "People think that Luigi from Super Mario Bros is gay." ideas[2] = "The shortest French word with all five vowels is oiseau meaning bird. " ideas[3] = "Traffic lights were used before the advent of the motorcar." ideas[4] = "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!" ideas[5] = "The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket." ideas[6] = "The Nintendo Wii won't work if left in sun light too long." ideas[7] = "Sound travels through water 3 times faster than through air." ideas[8] = "You can't lick your own elbow. And 75% of people who read this try to!" ideas[9] = "A bear has 42 teeth." ideas[10] = "Two-thirds of the world's eggplants are grown in New Jersey." ideas[11] = "Thieves built up the white culture in Australia." ideas[12] = "The longest word in the Bible is Maher-shalal-hash-baz: Isaiah 8:1." ideas[13] = "Being a Newb doesn't mean that you play bad." ideas[14] = "There are about one billion cattle in the world of which 200 million are in India." ideas[15] = "When you have to solve a printed maze its a smart thing to start at the end, not at the beginning." ideas[16] = "Nintendo themselves was in a way responsible for the creation of the PlayStation, the N64īs worst competitor." ideas[18] = "When Nintendo was to distribute the SNES they did it with ships late at night to avoid a gang of mobsters." ideas[19] = "Zelda Ocarina of Time breaks new records and outsells Hollywood blockbuster movie A bug's life!" ideas[20] = "In 1994, Chicago artist Dwight Kalb sent David Letterman a statue of Madonna, made of 180lb of ham." ideas[21] = "The longest line in the Bible is Esther 8:9 - 89 words, 425 letters." ideas[22] = "The scales of a crocodile are made of ceratin, the same substance that hooves and fingernails are made of. " ideas[23] = "There are more than 150 million sheep in Australia, a nation of 17 million people." ideas[24] = "There are 361 points on the human body known as tenketsu." ideas[25] = "Don't steal - the government hates competition." ideas[26] = "Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour." ideas[27] = "Swans are the only birds with penises." ideas[28] = "There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live." ideas[29] = "In Switzerland: It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment." ideas[30] = "The first reference to a handgun was made in an order for iron bullets in 1326." ideas[31] = "Chinese gooseberries are actually from New Zealand" ideas[32] = "In cuba there is a law that states you have to pick up ANY hickers that you meet along the way" ideas[33] = "The first ice-cream soda was sold in 1874 in the US" ideas[34] = "During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!" ideas[35] = "Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes." ideas[36] = "The first hard drive available for the Apple had a capacity of 5 megabytes." ideas[37] = "Napoleon reportedly carried chocolate on all his military campaigns." ideas[38] = "The keyboard layout has been created by Christopher Latham Scholes - Thank him for your tendinitis!" ideas[39] = "More than a billion transistors are manufactured... every second." ideas[40] = "The doors that cover US nuclear silos weigh 748 tons and opens in 19 seconds." ideas[41] = "1/4 of the worlds children born, are chineese babies." ideas[42] = "Christianity is the world's most widespread religion (1,7 billion Christians)." ideas[43] = "Sauron is not the real villain in The Lord of the Rings. He's just a servant of the dark lord Morgoth." ideas[44] = "Sails were first used by the Phoenicians around 2000 BC." ideas[45] = "That the best thing in this world is referring your friends to Snes Classics!" ideas[46] = "New York cabs get about 2000 tickets per month, handed out by about 2000 traffic attendants." ideas[47] = "In Daytona Beach, Florida, USA: The molestation of trash cans is banned." ideas[48] = "Finnish people invented the sauna." ideas[49] = "The South American giant anteater eats more than 30,000 ants a day. " ideas[50] = "Teachers are a seperate species apart from human kind." ideas[51] = "The people killed most often during bank robberies are the robbers." ideas[52] = "The chance of being born on Leap Day is about 684 out of a million, or 1 in 1461." ideas[53] = "Some people make a living out of playing computer games. They are called progamers." ideas[54] = "In Alaska, USA: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. " ideas[55] = "You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it." ideas[56] = "17 Percent of humans, gorillas, and chimpanzees are left handed." ideas[57] = "The dragonfly signifies good luck, courage and manliness in Japan." ideas[58] = "The full name of Barbie the doll is Barbara Millicent Roberts." ideas[59] = "The Ford Motor Company hit 1000000 cars in 1922." ideas[60] = "The Chinese celebrate their birthdays every 10 years." ideas[61] = "There are approximately 320,000 icebergs in the world." ideas[62] = "A white dwarf is the dense, burned out remains of a star, a stellar corpse." ideas[63] = "Spanish Saffraan is the most expensive spice at $2000 per pound." ideas[64] = "The banana is a female fruit. The male flowers on a banana tree turn into flowers, but not fruit." ideas[65] = "A peanut isn't a nut it is a legume. A peanut is a member of the pea family." ideas[66] = "The umbrella originated in Mesopotamia in 1400 B.C. It was used for shade." ideas[67] = "It is illegal to hunt whales in Oklahoma. There is a law on the books that says this." ideas[68] = "The United States has the greatest number of collect calls on Fathers day." ideas[69] = "The first TV was demonstrated in 1928 and it the screen was 3 inches by 4 inches." ideas[70] = "The vacuum cleaner which could be converted to a hair dryer by attaching a hose to the exhaust." ideas[71] = "Americans drink 1 billion pounds of coffee per year." ideas[72] = "In earlier times Eskimos built their homes with sod. Ice was only used for temporary shelters." ideas[73] = "A ten gallon hat holds 3/4 gallons of water or 3 quarts." ideas[74] = "By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand." ideas[75] = "Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants." ideas[76] = "Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood." ideas[77] = "Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself." ideas[78] = "The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on its fur!" ideas[79] = "Most lipstick contains fish scales!" ideas[80] = "The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 meters in length." ideas[81] = "The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred." ideas[82] = "A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes." ideas[83] = "Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure." ideas[84] = "The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue." ideas[85] = "A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out." ideas[86] = "Polar bears are left handed." ideas[87] = "The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field." ideas[88] = "A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death." ideas[89] = "Some lions mate over 50 times a day." ideas[90] = "Butterflies taste with their feet." ideas[91] = "Elephants are the only animals that can't jump." ideas[92] = "An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain." ideas[93] = "Starfish don't have brains." ideas[94] = "During the chariot scene in Ben Hur, a small red car can be seen in the distance." ideas[95] = "Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants." ideas[96] = "Donald Duck never wore pants but always wore a towel when he came out of the shower!" ideas[97] = "Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood." ideas[98] = "The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000." ideas[99] = "14% of all facts and statisticts are made up and 27% of people know that fact." ideas[100] = "Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise." ideas[101] = "Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest." ideas[102] = "The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher." ideas[103] = "The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries." ideas[104] = "In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined." ideas[105] = "On average,100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year." ideas[106] = "Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married." ideas[107] = "Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie." ideas[108] = "The electric chair was invented by a dentist." ideas[109] = "In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes." ideas[110] = "Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves." ideas[111] = "American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class." ideas[112] = "Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.... each" ideas[113] = "A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight." ideas[114] = "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose." ideas[115] = "Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age." ideas[116] = "You are most likely to get murdered at Christmas time due to more alcohol being consumed. Merry Christmas." ideas[117] = "On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament buildings is an American flag." ideas[118] = "Almonds are a member of the peach family." ideas[119] = "23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts." ideas[120] = "In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere." ideas[121] = "Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times." ideas[122] = "More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call." ideas[123] = "The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night." ideas[124] = "Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds." ideas[125] = "Every 5 seconds a computer gets infected with a virus." ideas[126] = "13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese." ideas[127] = "The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910." ideas[128] = "Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don't have eyes." ideas[129] = "Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave." ideas[130] = "Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors." ideas[131] = "In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak." ideas[132] = "Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite." ideas[133] = "The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night." ideas[134] = "The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it." ideas[135] = "To testify was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles." ideas[136] = "In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)" ideas[137] = "The sentence the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog uses every letter in the English language." ideas[138] = "An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day." ideas[139] = "It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open?" ideas[140] = "In France, a five year old child can buy an alcholic drink in a bar." ideas[141] = "The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years." ideas[142] = "14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once." ideas[143] = "Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal." ideas[144] = "A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex." ideas[145] = "The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone." ideas[146] = "For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages." ideas[147] = "Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food." ideas[148] = "Cat's urine glows under a blacklight." ideas[149] = "A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't." ideas[150] = "In the state of Minnesota, citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head." ideas[151] = "Polar bear livers are poisonous because they contain too much vitamin C." ideas[152] = "Sharks never get sick, they are immune to all known diseases." ideas[153] = "A study conducted in Germany appears to show listening to loud rock music causes homosexuality in rats." ideas[154] = "The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people !" ideas[155] = "In some American states it is illegal to have sex with a dead fish!" ideas[156] = "Contray to the phrase sweating like a pig, pigs cant actually sweat." ideas[157] = "In Utah, birds have the right of way on all highways." ideas[158] = "Human birth control pills work on gorillas." ideas[159] = "The groundhog is only accurate in predicting the weather 28 percent of the time." ideas[160] = "The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet." ideas[161] = "Bats always turn left when exiting a cave." ideas[162] = "A snail can sleep for three years." ideas[163] = "It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs." ideas[164] = "More people fear spiders more than they do death." ideas[165] = "Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people." ideas[166] = "Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself." ideas[167] = "A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate." ideas[168] = "If someone places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death." ideas[169] = "It is impossible to hum if your nose is plugged." ideas[170] = "The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven!" ideas[171] = "a cheetah does not roar like a lion - it purrs like a cat (meow)." ideas[172] = "The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'!" ideas[173] = "Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!" ideas[174] = "A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body." ideas[175] = "A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't." ideas[176] = "A rat can last longer without water than a camel can." ideas[177] = "About 10% of the world's population is left-handed." ideas[178] = "A typical bed usually houses over 6 billion dust mites." ideas[179] = "A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second." ideas[180] = "A jellyfish is 95 percent water!" ideas[181] = "Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!" ideas[182] = "You blink over 10,000,000 times a year!" ideas[183] = "Of all the words in the English language, the word ' set ' has the most definitions!" ideas[184] = "A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!" ideas[185] = "More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes." ideas[186] = "Go. Is the shortest complete sentence in the English language" ideas[188] = "The vocabulary of the average person consists of 5,000 to 6,000 words." ideas[189] = "No word in the English language rhymes with month." ideas[188] = "The average person laughs about 15 times a day." ideas[189] = "The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime." ideas[190] = "Ants don't sleep." ideas[191] = "The smallest bird in the world is the Hummingbird. It weighs 1oz." ideas[192] = "The bird that can fly the fastest is called a White It can fly up to 95 miles per hour." ideas[193] = "Dolphins sleep with one eye open!" ideas[194] = "It was the Chinese who made the first wheelbarrow?" ideas[195] = "The Sumerians, who lived in the Middle East, invented the wheel in about 3450 BC." ideas[196] = "The major air-polluting industries are iron, steel and, cement." ideas[197] = "Major contributor to Delhi's air pollution are vehicles." ideas[198] = "Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done." ideas[199] = "The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it." ideas[200] = "Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products." ideas[201] = "Death is hereditary." ideas[202] = "The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier." ideas[203] = "It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open." ideas[204] = "12 astronauts have walked on the moon" // The random number generator. function rand(n) { seed = (0x015a4e35 * seed) % 0x7fffffff; return (seed >> 16) % n; } var now = new Date() var seed = now.getTime() % 0xffffffff //Chrome Drop Down Menu v2.01- Author: Dynamic Drive (http://www.dynamicdrive.com) //Last updated: November 14th 06- added iframe shim technique var cssdropdown={ disappeardelay: 250, //set delay in miliseconds before menu disappears onmouseout disablemenuclick: true, //when user clicks on a menu item with a drop down menu, disable menu item's link? enableswipe: 1, //enable swipe effect? 1 for yes, 0 for no enableiframeshim: 1, //enable "iframe shim" technique to get drop down menus to correctly appear on top of controls such as form objects in IE5.5/IE6? 1 for yes, 0 for no //No need to edit beyond here//////////////////////// dropmenuobj: null, ie: document.all, firefox: document.getElementById&&!document.all, swipetimer: undefined, bottomclip:0, getposOffset:function(what, offsettype){ var totaloffset=(offsettype=="left")? what.offsetLeft : what.offsetTop; var parentEl=what.offsetParent; while (parentEl!=null){ totaloffset=(offsettype=="left")? totaloffset+parentEl.offsetLeft : totaloffset+parentEl.offsetTop; parentEl=parentEl.offsetParent; } return totaloffset; }, swipeeffect:function(){ if (this.bottomclip